Oh boy this fuzzy friend from the Arctic is so darn cute. His name is “Leonardo” and he is a boy. In fact, his full name is “Leonardo Fitzgerald Gossamer Lyon.” I think he looks sort of like he has a lot of potential for wisdom, like he would grow up to be the wise old bear that all the other younger bears would ask advice of. He seems like the kind of bear who would have a small but significant role in a Pixar film about a polar bear community and the romantic lead polar bear, Jax, would go to Leonardo and ask him for love advice on how to snag the hot young blingin’ girl polar bear, Kennedi, who has her own dance crew and is the object of affection of all the boy polar bears, and Leonardo would tell Jax to give her a fish.
Hmmmmm……I am not very creative I guess, because that movie sounds suspiciously like that penguin movie that came out last year. The one where they all sang well except for that one who couldn’t sing even though he was the star? Which is totally silly because 1) polar bears are solitary animals that do not live in packs nor flocks, so there would be no way to seek the love advice of an older, wiser polar bear unless you went to his icy hermitage or something, and 2) penguins have nothing to do with polar bears other than they just both live where it is cold.
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I hope your adorable polar bear can grow up to be wise...
hopefully he won't be slaughtered to make a coat for some old rich lady that you run into one day at the Drake...and you think she looks familiar but soon you realize that it's her coat that looks familiar..."Leo...is that you?" Of course his head would still be attached.
Of course, Leo would also probably eat any of the animals you have named or will name in the future!
Leo would never eat any of the other animals Brian! But maybe when he dies a taxidermist could stuff him so everyone can remember him!
I want to use Leo's purchase discount for Diet Coke!
Don't polar bears live in the North pole and penguins live in the South?
Doesn't "gossamer" usually refer to feathers?
Also, does Amy mean Kennedi is "blingin'" or "bangin'?"
This blog leaves more questions than answers.
I think blingin' and bangin' can be used interchangeably sometimes, but I'm with you on the gossamer.
Mel is just being difficult. For one thing, I specifically specified that penguins and polar bears had nothing to do with each other, AND blingin was the totes right word to describe Kennedi!!! I don't know what to say about the gossamer though, I didn't know what it meant.
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