Oh my, this bunny has sort of a nautical feel, doesn't she? Well, no matter, because her name has nothing to do with the sea. This little hopper is named "Rapunzel Johanssen Josesphine Baker" and there is no good reason for it, that is just her name. I like to use "Johanssen" alot when I name things, even though Scarlett Johanssen is an overrated twitface. Not as much as I like to make names Irish by adding a "Mc" before it (I myself, being half Irish-Scottish, the other half being Swedish, hazaah!) but I still like it alot. For instance, I could have named the little bunny "Missy McHopalong" but that would have been really boring on top of the fact that "Missy McHopalong" is NOT her name. It's Rapunzel Johanssen Josesphine Baker.I have never had a bunny for a pet in my life, even though I brought one inside the house when I was 5, presumably to test that theory that if you touch a wild animal it's mother won't take it back. I never found out though because I tried to feed it a carrot and it ran away into the heating vent.
One year during my time at Navy Pier I dressed up in the Easter Bunny suit (Sunny Bunny was my name, and it was for money, I didn't just do this for fun) and even though I clearly had a bow in my hair everyone thought I was a boy because the costume was so big and I guess the rabbit is a masculine species so old suburban women kept hitting on me and it was creepy and I kept saying "I'm a girl, I'm a girl, don't sit on me!" But no one could hear me beacause I was in a bunny suit.
4 comments:
Do you think that bunny ever got out of the heating vent, Maymee? When I think of bunnies and heat, I think of Glenn Close.
I was frequently accused of being a man inside an Easter bunny costume as well. We have so much in common.
I am convinced that the bunny is still there in the vents, living a sort of a Watership Down life with the mice and bugs.
I bet your bunny died when you turned the heat on that winter...Good job Aunt Maymee!
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