Welcome to the world "Lois Pambley!" Someday in the future you will get braces and teeth whitening, your hair will receive extensive extensions, you'll be persuaded to get lasik surgery and stop wearing your glasses, and you'll eat lettuce for a month because Brad is coming to visit.
But until then, you are beautiful! Keep playing with worms and writing stories about dragon people and talking to "The Snod" who you are convinced lives in the bush in front of your house and missing the bus at least three times a week and making goals for the other team and dreaming of being a forensic pathologist when you grow up because you like horror movies. Just keep doing that. Because you are like, rad. Don't get any ideas, this post is only semi-autobiographical.
5 comments:
I think that's a boy...so now you've added "gender identity confusion" to the laundry list that is his (?) daily routine...what kind of Aunt are you, Maymee?
Who is Brad, are you referring to Brad Pitt?
Sorry, but this one came to me in a dream. Lois is a girl. And Brad is her lamo bf.
This woman is clearly just British. Why do you hate the Brits, Amy?
I don't hate her. I said she was rad.
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